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Thomas Jane:
Thomas Jane Nude
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Information:
Name: Thomas Jane
Born: 1969-02-22
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Magnolia (1999), The Making of 'The Sweetest Thing' (2002), The Velocity of Gary (1998), Run (2008), The Mutant Chronicles (2008)
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Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
say.
Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?
SeaburtRoseB
One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that
crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I don't know how,
but every time I run through that maze and ring the
bell, he gives
me a piece of cheese.
GotthardHoatlX
Q: Did you know they are taking out all the
K-Marts in Afghanistan?
A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!
KatiaEferleahUb
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albert
!
Albert who !
Albert you don't know who this is !
KeiranFarnleyvh
A customer was asked to send a
copy of her
defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a
letter
arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her
diskettes.
JeramieCayceyxx
An angry husband returned home one night to find
his wife
in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he
shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover 'See, I told you he was
stupid'
DarrenceBeornetJp
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chris
!
Chris who ?
Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
MihangelAlrickDh
An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your
methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree
will
give you less than twenty pounds of apples."
"I won't be
surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange
tree".
SilverioNethanelGq
Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that.
Witch: It is
when the people with ugly faces don't like them being
pulled.
EinwysBarindraAZ
Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance.
HasinBirlyuQ